52 Things To Do While You Poo Book by Hugh Jassburn

Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo.

But fear no more, as Hugh Jassburn, in a phase of no-bowel-movement-drudgery, has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need go. Doing a number two will never be the same again.